While the "Jewish Tinder" dating app usually requires its users to swipe for love, it's now calling on its supporters to click for survival.
JSwipe needs help in its battle against a lawsuit filed against it by veteran Jewish dating agency JDate.
His eyes lit up and mumbled something about how he’d hoped to save them for later in the evening to ‘spice it up’ but since I’d asked……he unzipped the bag and from within, pulled out – Kermit. He put Kermit on his knee and started to do what I believe was his Kermit impression.
Believe me, it was not Kermit, but someone sounding exceptionally constipated…
I don’t really know, I mean if a steering wheel full of spooj is not dull, then maybe dull is good?
However, if you’re a Jewish guy looking for an interesting date, Us Magazine reports that Winona Ryder has moved to San Francisco in the hopes of, get this, bagging herself a husband. Shoot, if she wanted to marry a gay guy she could have just stayed in LA and joined Scientology: “There’s a lot of cute writers up there,” she says. ” You’ll recall Winona’s career hit the skids a few years back when she was caught shoplifting ,760 worth of goods at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills.
Putting out a call for financial aid through a crowd funding campaign which is fast-approaching its deadline, JSwipe wrote on its Facebook account: "JDate is suing us over the letter J!
But the company insists the lawsuit is more complex than has been portrayed, and refutes claims that it is an attempt to stifle market competition.
"Our case against JSwipe is about their infringement on our technology and their attempt to build a business on the back of the JDate trademark," asserts Egan.
"From a trademark perspective, it is not about just the “J”. Their choice of name has diluted the JDate brand and confused the Jewish community into believing that they were a part of our organization."He also hit back at allegations that the company is targeting JSwipe for utilizing technology used by most dating apps.
If you have questions, our customer service team is ready to help! “Our advice would be to remain open when going on dates.
It’s very awkward the first time you meet, but when you’re with the right person, that awkwardness will go away within seconds. ”We met right after I cancelled my membership with JDate. Our advice would be to remain open when going on dates.
Jezebel recently ran a post soliciting readers’ opinions about a series of disastrous online dating stories. The thing that stood out for me was that while the non-specifically Jewish dates were kind of horrific – involving spooj, psychotic drives home, voyeuristic cats etc., the Jewish date was disastrous because it involved puppets.